(to the tune of Frosty the Snow Man)
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Maddy the Ice Queen
Was the Tootsie-Roll of Death
Torture was her game
Though she held no blame
When she snuffed out their last breath.
Maddy the Ice Queen
Had a very scary soul
She lived her life
amongst death and strife
Burrowed in just like a mole.
But she must have planned and formed a scheme
of which no one was privy
for one day unexpectedly she started acting silly!!
Maddy the Ice Queen
She had just one drink too many
Now she danced and sang
all around the room
and man it wasn't pretty!!
Maddy the Ice Queen
Was as Drunk as she could be
Though she blamed the 'Nog
When she kissed the Frog
It was quite a sight to see!!
Out through the hallways
of the Section she did run
As she screamed and laughed
all around her gasped
As she sloshed them all with Rum!!
But then along came Mister Paul
all called him *Operations*
He took control with heart and soul
in every situation.
Maddy the Ice Queen
Was as smitten as she could be.
Off with Operations
Conquering all Nations
Was just her cup of Tea!!
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by Aly and Trace
(To the tune of Mister Grinch)
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You're a cold one, Operations
Your heart is made of steel
You're obssessed with Madeline but
She cares not how you feel
Operations....
You're a pathetic baby with a whiney ol' squeal!!
You're a monster, Operations
You're a smoker, Operations
You despise that, Nikita
You're quite crafty, Operations
And then lastly, Operations
You really are a Cad
You love to grill the Ops and
They wouldn't pee on you if you were on fire!!!
You think it keeps you young
You suck on that there ciggy
And look just like a fool
Operations.....
Cough a few times and then spit out your Lung!!
You plot and plan her end
Though Mikey is her savior and
Walter is her friend
Operations....
You get so mad with them you just paint on that Grin!!
You think you are so smart
You plot out all the missions and
Assign the ops their part
Operations....
Does anyone even know if this man has a real heart??
Your weakness we now know
'Cuz in your closet we have looked and
WOW!! Who'd ever know
Operations.....
Is a total drag queen with a female wardrobe!!
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Gunfire rings... are you running
To the van... ops are stumbling
The mission tonight... just ain't going right
Living in a Section ONEderland
Back to base... with the team
Face to face... See Ops steam
He's really ticked off... you might just be Offed
Living in a Section ONEderland
Watch and wait you might get in abeyance
And you know they might call Frick and Frack
See how long you last while in abeyance
Or on a mission get shot in the back!!
Later on.... it's the White Room
And you know... it will end soon.
When Maddy comes by you know you will die
Living in a Section ONEderland
LOVING IN A SECTION ONEderland
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Michael loves... but doesn't show it
On his face... he can't reveal it.
He wears the blank stare for any who care
Loving in a Section ONEderland.
Nikita waits... for the right time.
Any day... could be their time.
They're planning a way to make their escape
Loving in a Section ONEderland
On the mission they pretend they're married
And it isn't hard for them at all
They have love when it comes time for pairing
And in each other's arms they love to fall.
Later on... after briefing.
Nik and Mike... they are sleeping.
Their dreams they do share and know that they care
Loving in a Section ONEderland.
*to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer*
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Michael the blank stare operative
had a very blank-y stare.
And if you ever saw it
you would even say it's rare.
All of the female operatives
would simply drool and swoon
Whenever our boy Michael
would walk into the room.
Then one day in Section One
Maddy came to say
Michael with your special charms
would you take this op and lay.
Nikita did not like this
she hated it with zeal
Michael the blank stare operative
Of you she's had her fill.