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We Wish We Were Peta Wilson
by
Aly and Trace

(We Wish You a Merry Christmas)


We wish we were Peta Wilson,
We wish we were Peta Wilson,
We wish we were Peta Wilson,
When it comes to Love Scenes!!

To be there with Roy,
Is all that we dream.
To be there to touch him,
Sheer heaven it seems!

We wish we were Peta Wilson,
We wish we were Peta Wilson,
We wish we were Peta Wilson,
And could walk in her shoes!

You know that its true,
we do so love you.
We worship you Roy,
in all that you do.

We all hate Peta Wilson,
We all hate Peta Wilson,
We all hate Peta Wilson,
"It's not fair!" We scream!!!



Michael's Eyes
by Aly and Trace
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)


Michael's Eyes, Michael's Eyes,
Gorgeous grey-green eyes!!
Oh how obssessed we are
With those gorgeous eyes!

HEY!!!

And that face, and that Bod!
Oh my, Oh my GAWD!!
Oh how we fantasize,
'Bout those gorgeous..... eyes!!

HEY!!

Michael is our man,
He makes our lives so bright,
Every Sunday Night
Through both rain and Shine!!

Then there's the Blank Stare,
Also some cut hair,
All I have to say to you is
Who in the Heck cares??

OHHH!!!

Michael's Eyes, Michael's Eyes,
Gorgeous grey-green eyes!!
Oh how obssessed we are
If you say No ... you lie!!!

HEY!!!

Michael's Eyes, Michael's Eyes
Gorgeous grey-green eyes!!
I dream of them all night long
and will...until I die!!

HEY!!!



The Twelve Days of Section

by Trace and Aly

(tune of 12 Days of Christmas)


On my very FIRST mission a COLD OP gave to me.....
My very own P.D.A. !!!

On my SECOND mission out a COLD OP gave to me....
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

On my THIRD mission out a COLD OP gave to me....
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

On my FOURTH mission out a COLD OP gave to me....
Four Anomolies
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

On my FIFTH mission out a COLD OP gave to me....
Five Blank Stares.....
Four Anomolies
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

Then on my SIXTH mission out a COLD OP gave to me...
Six Rounds of Ammo
Five Blank Stares....
Four Anomolies
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

And then my SEVENTH mission out a COLD OP gave to me...
Seven Cold Missions
Six Rounds of Ammo
Five Blank Stares....
Four Anomolies
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

And then my EIGHTH mission out my COLD OP gave to me...
Eight Mission Profiles
Seven Cold Missions
Six Rounds of Ammo
Five Blank Stares....
Four Anomolies
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

And for my NINTH mission out a COLD OP gave to me...
Nine Points of Entry
Eight Mission Profiles
Seven Cold Missions
Six Rounds of Ammo
Five Blank Stares....
Four Anomolies
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

Then on my TENTH mission out a COLD OP gave to me...
Ten Back-Up Teams
Nine Points of Entry
Eight Mission Profiles Seven Cold Missions
SIx Rounds of Ammo
Five Blank Stares....
Four Anomolies
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

On my ELEVENTH mission out a COLD OP gave to me...
Eleven Simulations
Ten Back-Up Teams
Nine Points of Entry
Eight Mission Profiles
Seven Cold Missions
Six Rounds of Ammo
Five Blank Stares....
Four Anomolies
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!

And on the TWELFTH mission out a COLD OP gave to me...
Twelve Cancelled Ops
Eleven Simulations
Ten Back-Up Teams
Nine Points of Entry
Eight Mission Profiles
Seven Cold Missions
Six Rounds of Ammo
Five Blank Stares....
Four Anomolies
Three VR Goggles
Two Comm Units
And my very own P.D.A. !!!


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